Tuesday 10 May 2011

P-Middly porn icon

So Pippa (which is not a good name in the first place) has been offered £3m to star in a porn film for Vivid, and her brother, if he joins in, gets some more.
Go for it girl! Remember your roots! Make the most of it! The family hate you anyway! Your sister's life on Angelsey is a drag! Life as a porn star in Hollywood....er....interesting and involving much broadening of your mind to involve, how should we put it, confrontation with REAL events. Then you can get busted for drugs, sell your story for millions, and have a blast in the mean time. Vivid's a respectable company! You'd be idiotic not to do it! Meanwhile ask your mom (ex air hostess!!) along too!
I see many girls every day I think should be porn stars, especially in the East End, but of course I don't go up to them and suggest it. But at a distance - since Pippa is now suddenly a celebrity- I can only encourage her to be the first porn star semi royal, pearl necklaces a go go, facials a plenty, with a yacht called 'Double Entry' (I actually saw such a name on such a boat in godforsaken Bermuda). It would be a natural extension of the celebrity process to get a semi royal seriously rogered on camera by professionals. It would be the making of her and the Royal family. Make them more, sort of, contemporary. And just think of the script! It's a writers dream!

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